It's no mindsticker, but watch this!

Vintage Carnation commercial from the 1970s. Brought to you by the kick-ass women at feministing.

When I watch this commercial, I am reminded of the soft lighting, cheesy music and hazy images from soft-core porn. It is also one of the best advertisements for staying fat I've ever seen: if this product makes your husband leave later for work, come home for lunch, and come home from work early, perhaps it should be jettisoned!

And by the way, what about that awesome extreme wing chair in the last image? I want that thing.